Some Jokes Just for You

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Some Jokes Just for You

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.


MARIA: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

CLASS: Maria!




TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."

MILLIE: I is...

TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."

MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet



What is the longest word in the English language?
"Smiles". Because there is a mile between its first and last letters!


A six-year-old boy walked up to his father one day and announced, 'Daddy, I'd like to get married.'
His father replied hesitantly, 'Sure, son, do you have anyone special in mind?'

'Yes,' answered the boy. 'I want to marry Grandma.'

'Now, wait a minute,' said his father. 'You don't think I'd let you get married with my mother, do you?'

'Why not?'The boy asked. 'You married mine.'

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Some Jokes Just for You

What is the longest word in the English language?
"Smiles". Because there is a mile between its first and last letters!

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nice jokes matelda
keep it up

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funny jokes

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